A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he's sitting down, he
hears the man next to him tell the bartender, "I'll have another
The bartender gives the fellow a tall, well-iced drink, then
asks the newcomer what he would like to drink. Thinking the
other man's drink may be a specialty of the house, he says,
"I'll have a waterloo, too."
The bartender gives him the tall, well-iced drink, and the
customer takes a big drink.
"Hey," he says, "this isn't any good. It tastes just like
The man next to him looks at the bartender and says, "Well,
it is water. Right, Lou?"