A young woman was having a physical examination and was very
embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her
last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor,"
she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel
ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and
said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say "Moo!"