Slobodan Milosevic

Slobodan Milosevic showed up at heaven's gate and knocked for admittance. The door opened.

"What do you want?" Saint Peter asked.

"I want to enter heaven," the ex-Yugoslav president replied.

Saint Peter laughed in his face. "You can go to hell! You were an oppressive butcher!" he shouted, slamming the door.

The next day ten devils knocked on heaven's gate.

"What are you doing here?" Saint Peter asked.

"Well," one replied, "we're the first wave of refugees."