** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."
** Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
** At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
** At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
** In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
** On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
** At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
** On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."