Looks Like A Golfer


Bob looks like a golf pro in his designer outfit, but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway. But his ball ricochets off a tree and strikes him on the forehead, killing him. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him.

"You look like a golfer. Were you any good?"

Bob replies, "I got here in two, didn't I?"