Join The Monkhood
There was this guy that wanted to joined the monkhood and was
told he could only speak once every ten years. He agreed and
after the first ten years the Abbot asked him what he had to
say after his first ten years.
He replied, "Bed hard."
So he went back for ten more years, and at the end of that ten
years the Abbot asked what he had to say after the twenty years
he'd been there.
He said, "Food bad."
So he returned for ten more years and the Abbot asked, "What
have you got to say now that you've been here for 30 years?"
He said, "I quit."
The Abbot replied, "Well I'm glad. All you've done is bitch
since you got here."