Join The Monkhood


There was this guy that wanted to joined the monkhood and was told he could only speak once every ten years. He agreed and after the first ten years the Abbot asked him what he had to say after his first ten years.

He replied, "Bed hard."

So he went back for ten more years, and at the end of that ten years the Abbot asked what he had to say after the twenty years he'd been there.

He said, "Food bad."

So he returned for ten more years and the Abbot asked, "What have you got to say now that you've been here for 30 years?"

He said, "I quit."

The Abbot replied, "Well I'm glad. All you've done is bitch since you got here."