Two North Dakotans go into a bar, and they buy drinks for everybody in the place. They’re celebrating and whooping it up, slapping everybody on the back.
So the bartender says, “What are you whooping it up for? What’s the occasion?”
They say, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle, and it only took us two months!”
The bartender says, “Two months! What’s the big deal? It shouldn’t take that long to do a jigsaw puzzle!”
“Oh yeah?” says one of the North Dakotans. “On the box it said two to four years!”