Max can't find a job. He finally applies for a job as a
janitor at the Catholic Church. They decide to give him a
trial run and see what it is like for a Jewish man to work
After a week, he is told, "Max, things are working out fine.
I just have a few corrections. First, when you wash your
hands, use the bathroom, don't use the holy water. Second,
when you hang your coat up, use the cloakroom, do not hang
it on the cross. Third, my name is Mother Superior, not