Jesse Jackson

Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he noticed a white band from just above his eyes to the top of his head.

Fearing he was turning white, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all.

Jesse did and replied that it tasted like shit.

The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."