Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when
he noticed a white band from just above his eyes to the top
of his head.
Fearing he was turning white, he called his doctor and told
him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of
brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it
Jesse did and replied that it tasted like shit.
The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."