Insect In Your Coffee


If an insect falls into your cup of coffee--what would you do? Here is one analysis:

1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe.
2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect.
5.The Israeli:
* Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
* Screams that his security is in peril.
* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee * Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects.
* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus, Discrimination against Noah's Ark.
* Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee cups.
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in his way.
* Imposes more military aid on the American
* Demands a 100-year, interest free, 50 billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup of coffee.
*Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.