The school bell rang just as little Johnny started eating a Popsicle, and since he didn't want to waste it, he stuck it in his pants pocket. In the classroom the teacher asked little Vicky what they called people who lived at the North Pole. She said, "Eskimos."
Then teacher asked little Teresa what they called people who live in Mexico. She said, "Mexicans."
The teacher asked Johnny what they called people who live in Europe, and Johnny said, "I don't know."
Then super-smart little Mary behind Frankie said, "European."
Little Johnny's face turned read and he screamed, "I AM NOT! My Popsicle is melting!"