A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a
lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish.
The Quebecer says, "I want a wall around Quebec to protect my
culture. Make it about 150 feet high, so nothing can get in or
"It is done," says the genie, turning to the other guy. "And
The guy from Ontario smiles and says, "Fill it with water."