One morning while golfing, Sidney had to relieve himself. Looking around, and seeing nobody in sight, Sidney started pissing behind a bush...when finished he heard a voice.

"Shame on you!"

He turned around to see a woman standing there.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm Mother Nature and you just urinated on my buttercups. so therefore, there will be no more butter for you."

"Oh what a relief," he said, "I could have pissed on the pussy willows."