One morning while golfing, Sidney had to relieve himself. Looking around, and seeing nobody in sight, Sidney started pissing behind a bush...when finished he heard a voice.
"Shame on you!"
He turned around to see a woman standing there.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm Mother Nature and you just urinated on my buttercups. so therefore, there will be no more butter for you."
"Oh what a relief," he said, "I could have pissed on the pussy willows."