Breakfast With Bush
President George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were in Washington one morning and decided to have breakfast at a nearby diner. After consulting their menus, their waitress, a very attractive blonde, came to their table to take their order. Cheney told the waitress, "I'll have the scrambled eggs." The waitress then turned to Bush. "What would you like this morning?" Bush replied, "How about a quickie?"
Shocked, the waitress lit into him. "Sir," she said, "I can't even believe you would ask me that. I thought we were over that kind of administration. How dare you ask me to do such a thing!" And, she stormed away from the table.
Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered, "It's pronounced 'keesh."