Blonde Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful. So she left
a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the
milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the
door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "OK. You want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits."