Become a Teacher

Some Reasons to Become a Teacher...

** Big Bucks!

** Know all the answers on the test.

** Never a stressful moment.

** Free apples!

** Massive funding for classroom supplies.

** Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators, earning thanks of a grateful nation.

** Discipline tomorrows leaders today.

** Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for new term.