Become a Teacher
Some Reasons to Become a Teacher...
** Big Bucks!
** Know all the answers on the test.
** Never a stressful moment.
** Free apples!
** Massive funding for classroom supplies.
** Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators, earning thanks of a grateful nation.
** Discipline tomorrows leaders today.
** Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for new term.