A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when
the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby
skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if
it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to
death, can we take it with us and get it warm, and let it go
in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., get in the car with it".
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs, it's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose"