One mom was complaining about having to go to the athletic store to buy an athletic cup for her young son, who was seven years old and just starting the soccer league.
She said, "The man asked me what size of an athletic cup I needed."
"I shrugged and held my thumb and index finger about an inch apart and said, 'He's about this big.'"
"The man behind the counter said, 'No, ma'am. What is his *waist* size?'"