Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels
and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they
got into an argument about what they were burying.
"This here's a big mule!"
"This ain't no mule, this here's a donkey."
Well, this went on for a while until the camp chaplain came
by. "What are you boys doing?"
"We're diggin' a grave for this mule."
The chaplain cut in, "Boys, this isn't either one, it's
An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, "What
are you men doing, digging a foxhole?"
"No sir. We're diggin' an asshole."