Animals On Drugs
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The
giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about
what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the
pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant
looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses
them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little fucker has me running around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"