Actual Medical Records 2
The following are actual medical records taken from patients'
charts around North America.
* The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed
to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
* Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
* Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
* She stated that she had been constipated for most of her
life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
* I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for
* The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet
turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a
* Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way
to Los Angeles.
* While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and
* The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
* The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took
a job as a stockbroker instead.
* Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
* Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with
his family in no distress.
* Male patient insists that his HIV was inherited, and not
from sexual activity.