A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi...
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi die in a car crash. They go to heaven for orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket, and friends, family, and congregates are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"
The minister says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
The priest says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
The rabbi replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!!'"