500 Penguins


There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, the truck broke down. After waiting by the side of the road for about three hours he waved another truck down and offered the driver $5,000 to take the penguins to the state zoo for him.

The next day the first truck driver arrives in town and sees the second truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking single file behind him.

The first truck driver jumps out of his truck and says, "What's going on? I gave you $5,000 to take these penguins to the zoo!"

The second truck driver replies, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had a ton of money left over so now we're going to see a movie."