There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred
penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through
the desert, the truck broke down. After waiting by the side of
the road for about three hours he waved another truck down and
offered the driver $5,000 to take the penguins to the state
zoo for him.
The next day the first truck driver arrives in town and sees
the second truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins
walking single file behind him.
The first truck driver jumps out of his truck and says,
"What's going on? I gave you $5,000 to take these penguins
to the zoo!"
The second truck driver replies, "I did take them to the zoo.
And I had a ton of money left over so now we're going to see