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100 Nuns

There are 100 nuns in a nunnery. One day the Mother Superia calls an emergancy meeting.

"Nuns" she says, "a terrible thing has happened. I have found a condom."

At the news 99 nuns went "Oh no!" and 1 went "Ha ha ha ha."

"If the Arch Bishop ever found out he would close us down!" the Mother Superia said.

Once again 99 went "Oh no!" and 1 laughed.

"It gets worse" the Mother Superia continued, "It was used!"

Again, 99 went "Oh no!" and one laughed.

"To top it all off," the Mother Superia finished, "It had a hole in it!"

This time 99 laughed and one went "Oh no!!!"